Cheney heart operation a success

October 3, 2007

Maybe the VP will be my Facebook friend now.
clipped from www.theonion.com

Cheney

A replaced defibrillator is having unexpected effects on the vice president, as this photo taken Monday reveals.

WASHINGTON, DC—Recovering from minor heart surgery Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney stunned both the medical and political establishments when he mysteriously began to experience love for the first time in his life, sources reported Tuesday.

It is believed to have been the first recorded incident of Cheney exhibiting compassion for his fellow man.

Cheney and Reid

Cheney with “new BFF” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) at the Capitol Tuesday.

According to Reiner, Cheney left the hospital under his own power, but returned minutes later complaining of unfamiliar chest palpitations and sensations of warmth for others regardless of political affiliation or income.
“His voice was atypically soft, and his hands felt warm to the touch.”
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